Guillotine Political comedy
A balanced diet is one where everyone eats.
Your daily dose of staunchly leftist political satire. We punch up at the billionaires, corporations and landlords who turned democracy into a subscription service you can’t afford.
The Menu
Today’s specials
Fresh satire, served hot. Billionaires, landlords and “that’s just how the economy works” on the chopping block.
What we do
Comedy for the class war.
We make funny-first, politics-as-the-point satire. Think of us as the middle finger to the status quo, wrapped in a joke.
We don’t name private individuals; we target systems. We don’t fabricate facts; the real ones are absurd enough. The goal: make you laugh while you notice how rigged the game is.
Nutrition Facts
Servings per container: everyone
Serving size1 balanced diet
Amount per serving
Calories from billionaires0
% Daily Value*
Trickle-down 0g0%
Wage theft 0mg0%
Bootstraps mythology 0g0%
Solidarity100%
Class consciousness100%
* Not a significant source of centrism.